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Gummy Python

26 pounds of solid gummy python.

$149.99 at Vat19.

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Tyrannosaurus Rex Skull

You’ve always wanted your own T-Rex skull.

$64.99 at Amazon.

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Heisenberg Action Figure

Breaking Bad’s chemistry teacher turned kingpin.

$18 at Mezco.

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Moon Nightlight

Control the moon with a remote control!

$18.98 at Amazon.

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3 Men Chess

Challenge yourself against 2 opponents at the same time.

$49.95 at Amazon.

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Pancake Pillows

The next best thing to eating pancakes is laying in them.

$600+ at Unicahome.

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Alarm Clock Bomb

Defuse your clock before it’s too late!

$32.95 at nootropic.

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Samurai Sword Chopsticks

Enjoy your meal as a Japanese feudal warlord.

$17.15 at Amazon.

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Felted Wool Stones

Finally, rocks soft enough to throw at someone.

$298+ at VivaTerra.

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Hamburger Sweater

The most delicious sweater you will ever wear.

$52.70 at Firebox.

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Punching Bag Laundry Bag

Punch the dirt out of your dirty clothes.

$30 at Amazon.

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Super Mario Chess

Checkmate your friends by stomping on their head!

$34.99 at Amazon.

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Retro 10-Can Vending Fridge

Spread the wealth! Wealth being cans.

$179.88 at Amazon.

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Toxic Waste Barrel Glass

Drinking green liquid looks cool again.

$12.50 at Amazon.

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Chainsaw Attack Bookends

Shred your books with a chainsaw!

$49.99 at Etsy.

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Bill Murray Military Portrait

Bill Murray should be on your wall, obviously.

$24.95 at Society6.

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Illuminated Umbrella

It was a dark and stormy night, just not under this umbrella.

$24.95 at Amazon.

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Star Wars Jedi Bathrobe

Step out of the shower in style, Jedi style.

$84.48 at Amazon.

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Halley Outdoor Light

Light up your yard, with the future.

$2580+ at Lumens.

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Camera Lens Coffee Mug

Because drinking out of a camera lens is cool.

$14.45 at Amazon.

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Edible Cups

Now you can have your cup, and eat it too.

$195 at LOLIWARE.

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Ink Pen Eating Utensils

Have a pen, but no fork? No problem!

$9.74 at Amazon.

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Salami Notes

Post-it* notes should look edible.

$13.30 at doiy.

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Knife Hook

Everybody knows knives make the best hangers.

$20 at TC STUDIO.

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5 Pound Gummy Bear

If you’re only going to eat one piece of candy, make it count.

$35.95 at Amazon.

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Bloody Shower Curtain

Don’t let guests take a shower in peace.

$19.99 at Amazon.

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Color Changing Pillow

The most colorful place you could lay your head.

$23.95 at Amazon.

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Death Star Lollipops

Enjoy Darth Vader’s favorite treat.

$13 at Etsy.

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Handheld Spy Plane

Spy on the neighbors with the Black Hornet.

$195000 at Prox Dynamics.

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Color Changing Tiles

These black tiles will change colors as their temperature changes.

$33+ at Moving Color.

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Human Heart Necklace

If this silver necklace were any more anatomically correct, it would bleed.

$34.99 at Amazon.

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360 Grill

Every grill needs a deep fryer and a griddle.

$212.99 at Amazon.

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Smug Mug

Let your mug do the smiling for you.

$125 at Etsy.

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Word Clock

Now you can actually read the time!

$1100 at Amazon.

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Brown Bear Jammies

Show up in style at your next job interview.

$115 at Bunnywarez.

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1up-cake

Retro video games? Piece of cake.

$12.69 at Mustard Gifts.

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Pixelated Eyeglasses

It’s hip to be square with these 8-bit glasses.

$5.25 at Amazon.

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Melting Bookcase

The bookcase of your dreams, or your nightmares?

$525 at Etsy.

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